A chilling tale of life in the Midwest. I'm still adjusting to being a legit thirty-something because my mind is still 19 - maybe? I have an excellent family. It is like we're the Cosbys only we're not lawyers or doctors, we only have two kids, we're white, and poor. Otherwise pretty much exactly. My girls are sugar and spice (literally) and my husband is pretty funny. I can't go to pet stores or I'll bring home another dog and I follow celebrity gossip too closely. Also I...(to be continued)
So basically I decided since I have great insurance and never use it, I might as well bite the bullet and try some counseling. The call with my insurance group trying to find in network providers was hilarious.
- Good morning, my name is blank and I’m here to help you today. What can I assist you with?
- I’m trying to find in network providers, and I’m not seeing them on the website.
- For mental health?
- (keep in mind the mental health section has a whole separate number and that is who I called.)
- Umm.. Yeah.
- *Urgently* Are you in crisis or considering harming yourself?!
- *Cool as ice* Oh, no. Nothing like that. I just have a messed up childhood I’m ready to try and work through
- Crickets….total silence.
Hey guys! You want to know what’s neat? Talking to a customer who might be cancelling their business with you and accidentally saying “sexual” instead of “secular” - Maybe I’ll keep the business after all.
Major bucket list thing is to be published - even if self - and now that I have a new Macbook, I might just start doing something about it. I’ve got a list of ideas that are children’s literature, novels, and about three chapters written of a memoir. The latter will never get done because the thought of people actually knowing my whole story freaks me out so much - but, I think it would be an interesting read.
Children’s lit or Lifetime movie-ish type novel? Hmmm….
I’ve become oddly attached to my kids’ betta fish. Day before yesterday one of them came down with clamped fin which in betta fish world is a fast ticket to the death train.
After some Googling and trying out a couple of methods I have revived the fish good as new!
Praise be! Glory, glory! Grace be done! I am an almighty healer.