Organized Chaos

Once upon a time...something happened. It was pretty awesome.

Jan 26

Is it possible to really be into a show that makes you want to stab your eyeballs out?

Why, yes. It is. This is me watching Gossip Girl on Netflix.


Jan 24

Picture me singing The Dog Days Are Over like Flo only replace Dog with Fart.

I’m moving cubes on Friday.


Jan 23

dannielle:

hemilyellen:

thedailywhat:

Sick Sneezing Skills of the Day: When Andy Warhol said everyone gets 15 minutes of fame, he wasn’t kidding.

Case in point: Open-Eyed Sneeze Girl.

OH MY GOD!.  Also, I’m at work watching youtube videos of girls making themselves sneeze with their eyes open.  Somebody’s having a Monday. 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH O HAHAHAHHHAL

I can’t believe I just watched this.


drburn:

glossylalia:

steviemcfly:

thedailywhat:

Follow Up of the Day: False alarm: Love’s still dead.
After some back and forth, Heidi Klum has confirmed exclusively to People that she and husband Seal have called it quits.
“While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate,” Klum said in a statement.
The supermodel’s statement went on to say that the two continue to love each other, but have grown apart. “This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition.”
The couple met in 2003 and got married in Mexico in 2005. They share three biological children, and have been raising Klum’s daughter from a previous relationship, Leni.
[people.]





Damn. I have no witty anythings. Love IS dead.

I read once they had naked pictures of themselves hanging up around their house. That has to be creepy to the kids. This is in no way relevant… I’m just saying.

drburn:

glossylalia:

steviemcfly:

thedailywhat:

Follow Up of the Day: False alarm: Love’s still dead.

After some back and forth, Heidi Klum has confirmed exclusively to People that she and husband Seal have called it quits.

“While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate,” Klum said in a statement.

The supermodel’s statement went on to say that the two continue to love each other, but have grown apart. “This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition.”

The couple met in 2003 and got married in Mexico in 2005. They share three biological children, and have been raising Klum’s daughter from a previous relationship, Leni.

[people.]

Damn. I have no witty anythings. Love IS dead.

I read once they had naked pictures of themselves hanging up around their house. That has to be creepy to the kids. This is in no way relevant… I’m just saying.


Jan 20
heyoscarwilde:

Baby Sleep Positions
illustration by Angie MacNeil :: via angmacneil.blogspot.com

This could not be more true. Both my kids were/are big fans of the H for Hell position.

heyoscarwilde:

Baby Sleep Positions

illustration by Angie MacNeil :: via angmacneil.blogspot.com

This could not be more true. Both my kids were/are big fans of the H for Hell position.


Jan 19

Does this SOPA/PIPA thing mean I wouldn’t be able to find the good porn? If so, I’m against it.

funny gifs


Jan 15

Miss my boo tonight…


Jan 13

Ok. I think he needs to see a doctor or something. Seriously.


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