January 2012
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Is it possible to really be into a show that makes you want to stab your eyeballs out? Why, yes. It is. This is me watching Gossip Girl on Netflix.
Jan 27th
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Picture me singing The Dog Days Are Over like Flo only replace Dog with Fart. I’m moving cubes on Friday.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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Dr. Izzie Wants To Return To Seattle Grace!!! |... →
Ok. I am a Hollywood genius. I really am. I regret that I make no money at it. I have said that both of these characters should make a return right now to stir things up. Especially Burke since Christina is so weirdly in love with Owen. I understand why they let Washington go - because of all the publicity received by his inappropriate comment to T.R. Knight. BUT - and that is a big but I know -...
Jan 19th
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Does this SOPA/PIPA thing mean I wouldn’t be able to find the good porn? If so, I’m against it.
Jan 19th
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Miss my boo tonight…
Jan 16th
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Tabatha Takes Over Season 4 - Tabatha: Through the... →
Jan 13th
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Ok. I think he needs to see a doctor or something. Seriously.
Jan 13th
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Pizza, cab sav, a nap, and good company make for a fine night.
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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In my opinion, Ike brought nothing to the table. Every time I listen to them, I’m like “Shut up, Ike! Tina’s got this.”
Jan 10th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Ok. So part of being an adult is knowing when not to say something awesome. I guess I’m finally getting there. It hurts a little bit. I’m kind of, a little bit, but not really like George Clooney in Up In the Air. I have top level status at Hiltons. I went through blue level, silver, and now I’m macdaddy gold. So as I check in tonight they have a honors bar set up will cold...
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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December 2011
24 posts
I’m 99% sure gingerbread was created to make me look like a failure every Christmas. That shit is so sticky. Hey kids let’s roll out tar and try to get it to hold the shape of a man. It’ll be great fun!
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Have I mentioned I missed having an office - with a door? So our cubicles are in clusters like this + Nothing but a thin piece of something divides us. The guy directly across from me has bad gas. Like seriously EVERY. OTHER. DAY. Today I actually spayed my perfume in retaliation. TWICE. It was awesome.
Dec 15th
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This tumblr... for real. I have no words. →
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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CLAIR HUXTABLE: MOM STYLE ICON: Back to Basics →
clairhuxtable: Cotton Candy pink SweatSUIT. Matching pink socks in a slightly darker hue. Generic mom sneakers. Oversized Jade Cardigan—yeah that’s right, JADE. Clair elevates “home outfits” to an art form. Now in this ensemble you can receive a package from the UPS guy, have tea with an unexpected guest,… Seated toe point.
Dec 14th
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Rewatching Gilmore Girls
hughbot: lazybookreviews: UGH, why is Dean so pissy?  What was Rory thinnnnnking?? Disclaimer: I never really liked any of Rory’s boyfriends. I didn’t like any of Rory’s boyfriends either. Luke and Digger are the only boyfriends of Lorelai’s that I ever liked. Whatevs. Luke turned into a chump as soon as they got together. Dean was good, but only at first. She needed a Jess, and Logan...
Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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If I wasn’t already married to Hughbot I would marry the night.
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
How have I not found and followed this sooner? Extraordinary!
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
No More Fun and Games for Alec Baldwin | Games... →
I’m not surprised by this. A perfectly timed, flawless casting on 30 Rock aided in the people forgetting what an asshole this guy really is. Anyone remember the voice-mail to his daughter where he called her a disgusting pig?
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
Today I heard...
The oldest Babybot was petting Sebastian. “Daddy, dogs have nipples like you.”
Dec 4th
Big Babybot has a discipline program at preschool - strips. Very effective. At dinner I suggest we adopt the strip method at home, to be consistent and such. BB - Oh no! I’m fine with time-outs and butt spankings for now. When I grow up and have kids we’ll do strips. I have a feeling I’m going to have some nauuughty kids. Incredible.
Dec 3rd
Treadmill dancing... →
This is INSANE! I almost eat it and bust my ass if I turn my head too quick on a treadmill, let alone dance.
Dec 2nd
November 2011
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Sometimes it feels like one child will be mad at me at all times. Forever.
Nov 30th
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I broke the internet.
I was doing some mad cyber Monday shopping for the Babybots at Claires and the site crashed. My cart had 16 items and they’re gone. I spent hundreds of minutes sorting through earrings that looked like sushi and peace signs to find the most perfect bobbles for my babies and I broke the internet. Next, I’m going to throw my laptop over my cube and see who screams.
Nov 28th
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drburn: whineandbeer: Your “crying on the inside” unicorn comic is the most remarked upon and universally beloved piece of home decor in my apartment. It really speaks to people, especially the maudlin drunks who usually see it while sitting at my kitchen table. You are a very supportive Tumblr friend as well as a witty, incisive artist. I suspect you are also a super fun dad! If this is who...
Nov 28th
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Hey pinterest! You know your app sucks, right?
Nov 23rd
Nov 21st
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Rumor has it Marc Anthony was a control freak. JLo is showing him now. She doesn’t have to wear clothes if she doesn’t want to.
Nov 21st