February 2012
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“Screw Valentine’s Day. It’s black history month. Just walk around and pretend you’re black.”
File this under shit you hear at work.
So my new space smells divine. Plus, my new neighbor enjoys humming gospel ALL. DAY. LONG.
I fucked up a lot in life so I guess this is a small price to pay and I should suck it up.
http://perezhilton.com/2012-02-01-gossip-girl-100-e... →
I am the MOST mad at myself right now. I mean I want to punch myself in the face. I am on episode 50 of Gossip Girl and have been avoiding spoilers at all costs and then I read this and now it’s over. Why do I ALWAYS do this. I can’t just leave well enough alone. I have to look ahead. I have to know what happens. ALWAYS.
When I was a kid I would start a book, get into it, skip to the...
January 2012
21 posts
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Is it possible to really be into a show that makes you want to stab your eyeballs out?
Why, yes. It is. This is me watching Gossip Girl on Netflix.
Picture me singing The Dog Days Are Over like Flo only replace Dog with Fart.
I’m moving cubes on Friday.
Dr. Izzie Wants To Return To Seattle Grace!!! |... →
Ok. I am a Hollywood genius. I really am. I regret that I make no money at it.
I have said that both of these characters should make a return right now to stir things up. Especially Burke since Christina is so weirdly in love with Owen.
I understand why they let Washington go - because of all the publicity received by his inappropriate comment to T.R. Knight. BUT - and that is a big but I know -...
Does this SOPA/PIPA thing mean I wouldn’t be able to find the good porn? If so, I’m against it.
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Miss my boo tonight…
Tabatha Takes Over Season 4 - Tabatha: Through the... →
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Ok. I think he needs to see a doctor or something. Seriously.
Pizza, cab sav, a nap, and good company make for a fine night.
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In my opinion, Ike brought nothing to the table. Every time I listen to them, I’m like “Shut up, Ike! Tina’s got this.”
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Ok. So part of being an adult is knowing when not to say something awesome. I guess I’m finally getting there. It hurts a little bit.
I’m kind of, a little bit, but not really like George Clooney in Up In the Air. I have top level status at Hiltons. I went through blue level, silver, and now I’m macdaddy gold.
So as I check in tonight they have a honors bar set up will cold...
December 2011
24 posts
I’m 99% sure gingerbread was created to make me look like a failure every Christmas.
That shit is so sticky. Hey kids let’s roll out tar and try to get it to hold the shape of a man. It’ll be great fun!
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Have I mentioned I missed having an office - with a door?
So our cubicles are in clusters like this + Nothing but a thin piece of something divides us. The guy directly across from me has bad gas. Like seriously EVERY. OTHER. DAY.
Today I actually spayed my perfume in retaliation. TWICE. It was awesome.
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This tumblr... for real. I have no words. →
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CLAIR HUXTABLE: MOM STYLE ICON: Back to Basics →
clairhuxtable:
Cotton Candy pink SweatSUIT. Matching pink socks in a slightly darker hue. Generic mom sneakers. Oversized Jade Cardigan—yeah that’s right, JADE.
Clair elevates “home outfits” to an art form. Now in this ensemble you can receive a package from the UPS guy, have tea with an unexpected guest,…
Seated toe point.
Rewatching Gilmore Girls
hughbot:
lazybookreviews:
UGH, why is Dean so pissy? What was Rory thinnnnnking??
Disclaimer: I never really liked any of Rory’s boyfriends.
I didn’t like any of Rory’s boyfriends either. Luke and Digger are the only boyfriends of Lorelai’s that I ever liked.
Whatevs. Luke turned into a chump as soon as they got together. Dean was good, but only at first. She needed a Jess, and Logan...
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If I wasn’t already married to Hughbot I would marry the night.
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How have I not found and followed this sooner? Extraordinary!
No More Fun and Games for Alec Baldwin | Games... →
I’m not surprised by this. A perfectly timed, flawless casting on 30 Rock aided in the people forgetting what an asshole this guy really is. Anyone remember the voice-mail to his daughter where he called her a disgusting pig?
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Today I heard...
The oldest Babybot was petting Sebastian. “Daddy, dogs have nipples like you.”
Big Babybot has a discipline program at preschool - strips. Very effective. At dinner I suggest we adopt the strip method at home, to be consistent and such.
BB - Oh no! I’m fine with time-outs and butt spankings for now. When I grow up and have kids we’ll do strips. I have a feeling I’m going to have some nauuughty kids.
Incredible.