December 2010
15 posts
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I actually discussed going to this bookstore yesterday with the family…small world.
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Mom Candy: DIY Christmas ornaments →
momcandy: Since we became a family, every year we purchase a personalized ornament with a bear or snowman family that reflects our names and the year. This year, I realized that this will be a little much as the years go by. Our family is no longer growing and we’ve all been represented in cutesy…
Dec 16th
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WatchWatch
Awesome! Must watch.
Dec 16th
Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes: The Ol' Bait 'n'... →
cranquis: To the secretary: “Oh, I’m here to see the doctor because I’m have a sore throat.” To the nurse: “Oh, I have a sore throat.” To Dr. Cranquis: “Well, I have this rash on my scrotum…” Awesome. To the secretary: “My son needs to see a doctor right away, he hurt his hand!” To the nurse: “What…
Dec 14th
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Link to increasing self-worth →
Dec 13th
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I live in a drafty, old house and I’m cold. I tend to run more on the hot side naturally, so for me to be cold…it’s really cold! All I can say is postal workers are hardcore bad-asses!
Dec 13th
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Dec 10th
Man changes his name to 'Captain Awesome' in honor... →
My husband needed this name!
Dec 8th
To Fool Baby Panda, Human-Shaped Chinese... →
I want this job!
Dec 8th
TSK: Steve's Nevus
Patient's Husband: well, doc, don't you think she should have the dermatologist take that big mole off of her cheek?
Cranquis: It might not be a bad idea. It is quite fleshy and large, and that could be a risk factor for turning cancerous later.
Patient: I TOLD YOU ALREADY, HAROLD, IT DON'T WANT TO LOSE THAT MOLE.
Husband: but you heard the doctor, dear, he said...
Patient: I DON'T CARE, I'M NOT LETTING THEM CUT IT OFF. AFTER ALL, LITTLE STEVIE LIKES TO SUCK ON IT.
Cranquis: Uh... who's Stevie?
Patient: STEVIE IS MY GRANDSON, AND WHENEVER HE GIVES ME A KISS, HE LIKES TO SUCK ON THAT MOLE. IT'S LIKE A NIPPLE FOR HIM.
Cranquis: Oh, so Stevie is an infant?
Patient: OH NO, STEVIE IS 12 YEARS OLD.
Husband: now why did you have to go and tell the doctor something like that?
(Cranquis: Yes, why DID you have to tell me that?! Excuse me, I have to go boil my mind's eye now.)
OMG - This is the worst!
Dec 7th
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Quit meowing bitch!
Dec 4th
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Neat....
In case you’re curious, here are some awesome little facts about the area I’ll be traveling January 10th…looks like a great time to go! As of 2007, Erie is 13th on the list of snowiest places in the United States, averaging 88 inches (220 cm).  For the winter of 2009–2010, Erie received 91.4 inches (232 cm) of snow with the first accumulation of the season falling on...
Dec 2nd
Now that my husband is sick, I don’t feel as bad about missing Thanksgiving. I really was sick/contagious, and it’s not just a new allergy to our cat.
Dec 1st
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Last night in my history class, I witnessed a girl put chapstick on for just over 6 minutes straight. I’m not exaggerating people! The entire time the teacher talked about Jesse James, she was doing continuous loops around her lips with her seasonal chapstick. After about 45 seconds, I realized it was crazy and took note of the time. This same girl wears mascara like Tammy Faye Baker, and...
Dec 1st