December 2011
24 posts
I’m 99% sure gingerbread was created to make me look like a failure every Christmas. That shit is so sticky. Hey kids let’s roll out tar and try to get it to hold the shape of a man. It’ll be great fun!
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Have I mentioned I missed having an office - with a door? So our cubicles are in clusters like this + Nothing but a thin piece of something divides us. The guy directly across from me has bad gas. Like seriously EVERY. OTHER. DAY. Today I actually spayed my perfume in retaliation. TWICE. It was awesome.
Dec 15th
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This tumblr... for real. I have no words. →
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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CLAIR HUXTABLE: MOM STYLE ICON: Back to Basics →
clairhuxtable: Cotton Candy pink SweatSUIT. Matching pink socks in a slightly darker hue. Generic mom sneakers. Oversized Jade Cardigan—yeah that’s right, JADE. Clair elevates “home outfits” to an art form. Now in this ensemble you can receive a package from the UPS guy, have tea with an unexpected guest,… Seated toe point.
Dec 14th
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Rewatching Gilmore Girls
hughbot: lazybookreviews: UGH, why is Dean so pissy?  What was Rory thinnnnnking?? Disclaimer: I never really liked any of Rory’s boyfriends. I didn’t like any of Rory’s boyfriends either. Luke and Digger are the only boyfriends of Lorelai’s that I ever liked. Whatevs. Luke turned into a chump as soon as they got together. Dean was good, but only at first. She needed a Jess, and Logan...
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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If I wasn’t already married to Hughbot I would marry the night.
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
How have I not found and followed this sooner? Extraordinary!
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
No More Fun and Games for Alec Baldwin | Games... →
I’m not surprised by this. A perfectly timed, flawless casting on 30 Rock aided in the people forgetting what an asshole this guy really is. Anyone remember the voice-mail to his daughter where he called her a disgusting pig?
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
Today I heard...
The oldest Babybot was petting Sebastian. “Daddy, dogs have nipples like you.”
Dec 4th
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Big Babybot has a discipline program at preschool - strips. Very effective. At dinner I suggest we adopt the strip method at home, to be consistent and such. BB - Oh no! I’m fine with time-outs and butt spankings for now. When I grow up and have kids we’ll do strips. I have a feeling I’m going to have some nauuughty kids. Incredible.
Dec 3rd
Treadmill dancing... →
This is INSANE! I almost eat it and bust my ass if I turn my head too quick on a treadmill, let alone dance.
Dec 2nd