Dec
9
So I bought this tube of lip balm last week. I’m always buying lip balm. I’m at work, my lips start to feel ouchy, and I start digging through my purse for my lip balm.
Ok, so this isn’t one of those accidental the lid came off in my purse from all the rustling and stuff occurrences. This is the work of a little Babybot. This is why it was pushed out to it’s full extent, and then the attempt to put the cap back on like no big deal happened.
To my mother who is all, “Lip balm is never an issue at MY house” you can eat it. Like seriously, go ahead and eat my ruined lip balm. All. of. them.
I shall have chapped lips for another couple of years.
