Jan
4
Ok. So part of being an adult is knowing when not to say something awesome. I guess I’m finally getting there. It hurts a little bit.
I’m kind of, a little bit, but not really like George Clooney in Up In the Air. I have top level status at Hiltons. I went through blue level, silver, and now I’m macdaddy gold.
So as I check in tonight they have a honors bar set up will cold beers. YES, PLEASE! I grab a couple of Heinekens and take off to the room and the desk lady is all, “Are those tops the twist off kind?” and it took EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING I had to not say, “I just use my butt-cheeks.” I was scared they’d revoke my card or I would’ve said it just to see her face.
I belong in a Super 8.
